Give a Shit With Rainbow Emoji Plush Poops

Poop emojis make me super happy. They're so totally silly and what better than a tie-dyed rainbow poop emoji that you can hug, or put it the way of people sitting on your couch so they have to awkwardly move them? "You can sit here but let me move my poop!", so much fun to say at holiday gatherings if your family is stuffy.

The downside of these cute plush mama & baby poop emojis are that the larger one had a shoddy stitch up on the bottom where the stuffing was about to come out. Otherwise they're pretty cute and cheerful as anthropomorphized rainbow shit should be.

 Yeah lame. I considered sending the plush back to Amazon but I contacted the seller and they were more than willing to send another pair of poops at no charge. A happy customer is the best customer and most Amazon sellers will bend over backwards NOT to get anything less than 5 stars on their reviews.

This is the only shit my dog gives.

Visions of sugared poops dance in his head. Because dog.

Pillows? Props? Soft serve ice cream and totally wrong about poop emoji? 

 Buy them yourself and see: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B073CFBNL3